Baking part 2

My plans to put at least one blog post online every week have suffered a little setback and this post is a couple of days late. Thankfully when the challenges were written down the regularity of blog posts was not specified so am hoping the judges (Laura, Kate, Nick, Al and Anne) won’t disqualify me for the occasional late post but its probably not a good idea to get out of the habit.

I’m still looking at options for how to complete the other challenges so can only really report on progress with the baking for the time being. The first lot of scones turned out to be edible and non poisonous. I thought the two I ate were ok, perhaps a little eggy, but the only way to get an impartial opinion was to get some impartial testers/tasters. I duly took 6 scones in to work and forced some of my PhD students and co-workers to eat them/give their opinion. Their verdicts are re-produced below……..

“Thin, crispy. It would have been nicer if you had followed the recipe – suggest you buy a rolling pin”

Dr Colin Davie

“Erm, do I have to tell you? “

Mr Chris Davies

“I’ll pass thanks……..”

Prof. Peter Gosling

“well, its edible…….”

Mr Ross Sterling

“Lovely, very tasty”

Prof. Stephanie Glendinning

“V nice, can I have another one?”

Dr Geoff Abbot

So, mixed reviews there. Undaunted I had another couple of goes at scones during the week culminating in making some more cherry scones to take round to Jen and Des’s on Friday night. A considerable improvement on the previous efforts they went down very well with strawberry jam and ice-cream. I guess this shows practice makes perfect (well almost).

Buoyed up by this success I decided to have a go at cake and bread on Sunday (20^th) afternoon. The cake was a basic sponge recipe (225g flour, 225g butter, 225g caster sugar, 4 eggs) with flavouring in the form of some hot chocolate powder. Another equipment issue was identified during the mixing process – trying to do a cake mix without a kitchen mixer is nightmare! 20 minutes of stirring, kneading etc and the butter just wouldn’t mix in. Eventually I got bored and just slung the gooey mix in a baking tin and shoved it in the oven for the recipes recommended 20 minutes. The cake looked done after this time, sadly appearances can be deceptive (see photo). The edges of the cake were ok but the centre was still goo. The result was pretty inedible, back to the drawing board then!

how the cake came out of the oven.......................

...........and what it looked like when i cut into it...........

The bread went much better, I cheated a bit using a standard mix from a supermarket and just a added a few of the recommended bits and pieces. The bread took a lot of kneading and stretching, and again I was hampered by lack of the right sort of equipment (no bread tins). But taking Colin’s advice I followed the instructions to the letter and the result was a perfectly edible (if slightly flat) loaf.

my first attempt at bread, slightly more succesful than the cake

I started writing this post a few days ago but have been a bit busy to get it finished. I’ve just had my first go at making apple pie (it’s in the oven as I type). If all goes well I’ll post the results later on this eve.

first attempt at apple pie

not too bad......... a little bit sweet but that's probaly becasue i didn't use cooking apples... will take some in to work and get some more impartial opinions

 

Begin at the end of the middle

“A story should have a beginning, a middle and an end, but not necessarily in that order”
Jean-Luc Godard

After yesterday’s admission that I hadn’t made much progress I thought I’d better get on with things and start making some tangible progress so today, given that most of the tasks will require a fair bit of forward planning I selected an easy one, no.10 – hosting a tea party. Before I inflict my baking skills on any poor unfortunates I need to get some practise in. Some Google based research of a few American (its always good to get an external perspective on these sorts of things) websites tells me that a teas party should consist of small sandwiches, scones, and cake served on a 3 tiered serving tray. I know I can do sandwiches, making a cake seemed like a bit excessive, so I thought I’d start with scones.

Hercules’s 10^th challenge (for those who weren’t paying attention in the previous post) was to obtain the cattle of Geryon. It took him a while, first he had to cross a dessert, then sail around in a golden cup in order to get to Erythia where Geryon kept them. Upon arriving he was attacked by a three headed dog, which he clubbed to death (good practise for when he had to catch Cerberus later on) then Geryon, who was non to happy about a naked greek hero come to nick his cows. He shot Geryon with a poisoned arrow then set about herding the cows back to Eurystheus. Understandably tired after all the fighting and cattle rustling he fell asleep and Cacus (a local cannibal) pinched half of the cattle, making them walk backwards so they wouldn’t leave a trail (pretty cunning but not clear on why a cannibal would want to steel so much beef?). No sooner had Hercules rounded them all up again than Hera (that goddess who started all this) sent a gadfly to sting the cattle and they scattered and it took him a year to round them all up and get them home. King Eurystheus was so pleased to get the herd he immediately had them all sacrificed – bit ungrateful but maybe he was a vegetarian?

Anyway, back to scone making. A bit of advice from Penny and a quick bit of google based research turned up a suitable recipe…………. ( http://britishfood.about.com/od/eorecipes/r/fruitscones.htm) and I was ready to begin. I set to work with Radio 4 for company (Classic serial: An angel at my table by Janet Frame). The first issue I noticed was that the claim of only 15 minutes preparation time was hopelessly optimistic, it took me that long just to get everything weighed out sieved etc. The next problem was that while I had all the ingredients I don’t have a rolling pin – a wine bottle had to do in this case.

 

Improvised baking tools, i need to buy a proper rolling pin!

The main issue I encountered though was my own inability to follow instructions. I had just rolled out the scone mix when a glance across the worktop revealed three unopened sachets. Ah!, that would be the baking powder! So guessing that it probably doesn’t make much difference what order you add everything I kneaded the powder into the mix and rolled it out again. 15 minutes in the oven and the results can be seen below – not bad for a first attempt? I have eaten one of them, it tasted ok, if maybe a bit eggy and so far I’ve suffered to ill effects. However, if there are no further bog posts then you may assume the worst.

Result! - Bring on cake!

What's in a name?

Well it’s been nearly a week since my first post and the progress against my goals has been, erm, well, zero. Not the best of starts I think you’ll agree? I have had more of a chance to speak to a few people about the list, reaction has been mixed, both in the merit of taking on these tasks and in my ability to complete the all within the year (further bets have been suggested/offered but the prospect of having to wear that Sunderland football shirt is bad enough without contemplating anything else for the moment).

Whilst I haven’t actually achieved any of the things on the list (save for this blog, and it only has two entries on it so far) there has been lots of planning and discussion. Some suggestions have been made about trying to complete several challenges in one go – for example playing Lady Godiva (sp?) with the Sao Paulo amateur dramatics in Brazil would achieve challenges 1, 3, 9 and 11, though this might be a bit tricky to achieve (since this would probably also mean adding learning Portuguese and having a sex change to the list). I’ve received some baking and music advice from Jen and Des (the subject of making cupcakes has been raised and dismissed – I will post a rant about the evils of cupcakes in a later blog). So, apart from blogging about my lack of progress, there isn’t much for me to write. That being the case, I’m left with explaining the title of the blog.

Al suggested the title as a parody of the 12 labours of Hercules. For those of you who aren’t familiar with this myth (or myths) and can’t be bothered to look it up on Wikipedia (that’s where I’ve done my research/copy and pasteing/ for this blog – my students would be horrified) Hercules is the Roman name/adaptation of the Greek hero Heracles who performed 12 labours for King Eurestheus (it was originally supposed to be 10 but he was disqualified for two as he cheated) in penance for killing his own 6 sons.

 

Hercules Slaying the Hydra (Antonio del Pollaiuolo, 1475) (in the nude - sort of - so completing challenge no. 1 on my list)

Mass children murdering being a rather serious offence the labours were a touch more difficult than my list (since my “penance” is for having a few too many beers with my friends on NYE and he had 12 years to do them all this only seems fair).

The full list (or one version of it in the Bibleotheca – shamelessly copied and pasted from wikipedia) is………….

1. Slay the Nemean Lion.
2. Slay the nine-headed Lernaean Hydra.
3. Capture the Golden Hind of Artemis.
4. Capture the Erymanthian Boar.
5. Clean the Augean stables in a single day.
6. Slay the Stymphalian Birds.
7. Capture the Cretan Bull.
8. Steal the Mares of Diomedes.
9. Obtain the girdle of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.
10. Obtain the cattle of the monster Geryon.
11. Steal the apples of the Hesperides.
12. Capture and bring back Cerberus.

Once he’d completed the challenges, and threatened to set Cerberus on King Eurestheus, he was released from his labours. Being a sensible type rather than going into retirement he joined Jason and the Argonauts and went looking for the golden fleece. He had a few more adventures but expired eventually when he persuaded one of his friends to set fire to him after his wife had accidentally poisoned him with some blood given to her by a centaur that had tried to sexually assault her (the centaur told her it was a love potion - some people are far too trusting). As a demi god he went straight up to Olympus where he ended up marrying Hebe the daughter of the Goddess Hera (the one who’d driven him mad and made him kill his sons) – I think this would count as challenge 2 (pull in a strange place), apart from probably riding the odd horse (11), maybe dressing up as a women to trick someone - this always seems to happen in these myths (9), and getting out and about in the nude (1) to do some Hydra slaying (see picture above)  that’s as close to my list of challenges as he got.

So a long (and heavily simplified) explanation of why my challenges are not really like his, but it has helped me keep going with challenge 6 - so i guess thats ok!?

Explanation

What's this blog about then? And why have i started one?

Well it started off as an idea to brighten up my 2013 a bit. On New Years Eve, over a few drinks, I was going over the good points and bad points of 2012 - there had been a lot of ups and downs, particularly at the beginning and near the end of the year. Some of the highlights of the year were running the Lakeland 50 with my friends Nick, Kate and Scott (supported by Laura and Saqwindar), setting some personal bests for marathons/half marathons and climbing Mount Toubkal in Morocco with Colin. These were all great things to do but they have a bit of a common theme to them (i.e. running/exercise type stuff – things that I’ve been doing for a while and whilst challenging, still to a greater or lesser degree within my comfort zone). To freshen things up a bit I need to try some different things (and finish off some unfinished plans that have been put on the back burner for a few years).

After explaining all this to my friends in the pub (Laura, Nick, Kate, Al, Anne and Nayeema) and as the beers began to flow I gave an example of (lawful) public nudity as one of the possible challenges, this became item number one on a list of 12 (that Laura jotted down on her phone lest the whole thing be forgotten about after I’d sobered up on New Years Day). More beer was duly drunk and more suggestions made, some quite tricky, some pretty straight forward – including writing this blog which was number 6 on the list - but all “new”. It was then decided (not by me!) that there ought to be a forfeit if I failed to complete the list by NYE 2013. So, the full list (and the forfeit), as jotted down on the night is….

1)      Public Nudity (though it was agreed this should not be in a way that risks arrest).

2)      Pull in a strange place (what constituted a strange place was not defined).

3)      Visit a new country (preferably a different continent)

4)      Get a motorcycle or skydiving licence (have some experience in both of these but never became fully qualified in either).

5)      Participate in a team sport (I’ve never been a team sports type of person)

6)      Set up and update a blog about the challenges

7)      Learn a musical instrument (not the kazoo – that’s cheating!)/sing in a choir – (I have no musical ability whatsoever)

8)      Get a poem published in the Evening Chronicle (under a pseudonym)

9)      Join and participate in an amateur dramatics society

10)  Host a tea party where you have baked all the food (at present I do not know how to bake cakes etc)

11)  Ride a horse

12)  Become an ordained minister of a religious group or cult (I’m an atheist – this could be tricky)

FORFIET: Should Paul fail to complete any of the above tasks in 2013 he will have to wear a Sunderland football shirt for one whole day - in public, without a coat, and meeting Nick Rutter (NUFC fan). Or capturing Cerberus. Whichever takes his fancy.

After sobering up over the following day I was a little alarmed at some of the items on the list but it will certainly make life a bit more interesting in 2013 so I'm going give them all a shot and see how I get on. The callenges don't need to be completed in any particular order and I don't have to do one a month - just so long as they are completed by the end of the year. Step one was setting up this blog –which I’ll try to keep up to date on my progress on each of the challenges and whatever else is on my mind over the year. Where possible I’ll try to provide photographic evidence when a challenge is complete (not of challenge one though). Any suggestions or advice will be welcomed!