Monday, 11 August 2014

Row, row, row your boat............


Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes a team to really mess things up. - Unknown.


The intelligence of the creature known as the team, is the square root of the number of people in it - Terry Pratchett 


Another busy couple of weeks but thought I’d try and get a quick blog post done on progress against challenge No. 5 participate in a team sport. I have been offered chances to play a bit of 5 a side football and other fairly common activities for blokes of my age in order to fulfil this one but have been turning them down on the basis that I’ve done these sorts of things before (with varying levels of success) and it would be a little bit too familiar. I have also been asked about joining a mixed netball team at work which I’m still planning on having a try at (before anyone else makes any comments, I will NOT play said game wearing a gym skirt!!) but in the mean time I had a chance to practice a bit of team work whilst on a break in the Lake district with Laura, Scott, Saqwindar, John and Abbey.

Me and Scott needed a couple of days to recover from the race we’d done at the start of the week away so we had the idea of catching a ferry from Ambleside down to Bowness and then pottering about for a day. It then occurred that we could hire a rowing boat (or two) this would keep us off our legs but still be a bit of exercise (I think me and Scott were really expecting this to turn into another race).

The boat trip down Windermere was very pleasant and we had a nice morning pottering around Windermere then found our way back to the lakeside and hired a 4 person row-boat for me, Scott, Saqwindar and Laura. Some elaborate points system was devised based on whether we managed to catch up with (and collide with) particular species of wildfowl but I can’t remember the details. As you might imagine me and Scott didn’t let the girls anywhere near the oars but they were quite content to sit at the back of the boat and let us do the physical work – they would be the eyes and direct us as required – being the cox so to speak. I got in the front of the boat and Scott took the stroke seat.
Lake Windermere - and some of the boats we nearly rowed in to.
 

Everything start off well…. Actually who am I kidding, it started very badly and proceeded to get worse – no sooner had we left the jetty than we started to head straight towards the most expensive looking motor boat in the marina – going in a straight line just wasn’t working for us, we kept veering left, something that would keep happening for the remainder of our little cruise. Our inadequacies as a rowing team are too many to describe in full here but in summary……..

·         Scott’s maximum power approach (get the oars in as deep as you can then pull as hard as you can, as fast as you can) meant that we consistently got more power on the right hand side of the boat and kept going left.

·         My breaking approach (literally sticking my oar in the water on the left side to arrest our left turn) didn’t work.

·         The savagery of Scott’s oars hitting the water at the start of each stroke led to a double tidal wave being launched into the front and soaked me through.

·         As I was in the front seat, I was supposed to keep time with Scott, but as the photo below shows I just couldn’t match his frenetic pace.

·         Our coxes tried their best to provide steering instruction, but after 15 minutes of putting up with the boys ignoring them, they gave up and chatted instead.



starting off - note the perfectly unsynchronised oars 

We decided the least we could do is make a lap of a nearby island and made slow winding progress until a chap on a nearby motor launch pointed out (rather urgently) that we were heading straight for some shallow water with some very pointy rocks. Me and Scott both started taking counterproductive actions to avoid hitting the rocks and putting a hole in the bottom of the boat until, according to Laura and Saqwindar, I used my “Dad voice” to instruct Scott to “get your oars out of the water now, please!”. Much of the remaining voyage was conducted in silence but we did eventually manage to get things co-ordinated enough to steer our little boat back to the jetty (avoiding hitting the Ambleside ferry along the way) and everyone was friends again at the finish.
my angry dad face
 

There was a slightly more successful bit of teamwork done on the same day. Near the boat hire kiosk there was a small bird of prey demonstration and for a few quid the public could hold one of the birds for a few minutes while chatting to the handler. Myself, Laura and Saqwindar all had a go (see picks below). It turns out that so long as we each stuck to a team of two, and as long as one of the team wasn’t a human being then we could for a successful Stand While Big Bird Sits on Your Hand Team, I’m not sure if this sport will make it to the summer Olympics in Rio but we enjoyed it.   

 
 
Saqwindar with a little owl (sorry, I can't remember what type of owl it is)
 
me with Henry the female Eagle Owl - couldn't quite get her to look at the camera the same time as me
 
then Laura shows how it should be done
 
 
p.s. I almost forgot to mention - John and Abbey also took a boat out, it was too small for John to row in as he's 6 ft 4, so they showed a perfect bit of teamwork and agreed to head back to the jetty after 15 minutes.
 

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

Lakeland 50 – 2014

I’m indulging myself here again by blogging about something not on the list. Regular readers may recall a blog entry from this time last year (Lakeland 50 - to DNS or to DNF) about an aborted attempt to complete the Lakeland 50 that ended with a torn calf muscle and some hard lessons learned. I wrote in that post, and will repeat here, that as this event is definitely out of the comfort zone it qualifies for a blog post.

The Lakeland 50 is an Ultra Marathon held on the last weekend of July each year in the Lake District along with it’s sister race the Lakeland 100. The course runs from Dalemain in the North lakes down to Coniston. As the name suggests it is 50 miles long with the added bonus of ten thousand feet of assent/decent (that’s two and half Ben Nevises or two thirds of a Mont Blanc in mountain terms), you get twenty four hours to complete the course which when you work it out is quite generous provided you can just keep moving and do without sleep. There’s more on both races here…….. http://www.lakeland100.com/the-lakeland-50 .

I’ve completed the course a couple of times before, each time in about 17 hours, a perfectly respectable time but since my first go I’ve really wanted to finish in under 15 and then I can move on to a different challenge. My last attempt ended badly – I tore my calf muscle and withdrew after 4 miles – the truth is that I shouldn’t have been running anyway (I knew there was a problem with my calf) but my ego took a bit of a blow and it then took 4 months and a lot of physio work to get running again. Despite the disappointment I knew I had to come back for another attempt so I signed up as soon as entries were open on September 1st – my friend Scott had signed up again to and as my recovery progressed we talked about this year’s race and times/targets, easy to do when the race is more than 6 months away. Scott was keen to run together and try to go under 13 hours, my ambitions were a little more modest but I told him I would see how the training went.

Lakeland 50 route
 
As 2014 started everything was going well – I did a couple of trail marathons in reasonable times and I started to think that Scott’s 13 hour target wasn’t so mad after all. I’d improved my training regime, it now included much more cross training and particularly more on strengthening my calf muscles – this included some particularly painful lower limb circuits classes at Newcastle Sports Injury Clinic that usually left me unable to work down stairs the following day but it would all be worth it in the end.

The feel-good factor lasted till around mid-March when the calf injury came back and was joined by a hamstring strain (both picked up on a slow short jog with my running club – injuries can come out of nowhere!). I lost another month of training and my weekly distances were way down for another month after that – I had to tell Scott that running together was not an option now and revised my time target back to 14-15 hours. The final blow came when it turned out I needed minor surgery for an unrelated issue 8 weeks before the race. My legs were unaffected but running was forbidden for two weeks while I healed up – I’m not a superstitious person but I was beginning to think that this race was just not meant to be this year – for a few days I was considering pulling out altogether as it looked like I wouldn’t be able to complete the distance, I just didn’t want to have the same disappointment as last year. Thankfully my mood picked up and I decided to go for it anyway and on the 25th of July I set off for the lakes.

Registration takes place the night before the race. You go along and have your race kit checked (all runners must carry a pack with spare gear, survival blanket, hat, gloves, waterproofs, spare food, first aid kit, map, compass, hydration tablets and water etc) depending on how much you’re prepared to spend this can weigh up to 6kg and more when the weather is hot as you need to take more water. Failure to have all the gear leads to immediate disqualification and unsurprisingly the race organisers take this very seriously. As part of the registration all runners are also weighed (slightly embarrassingly your weight is then written on your race number for all to see!) and we are given a timing chip which has to be dibbed into a reader at each check point along the route. The hall where registration took place was packed and we couldn’t help noticing that the competitors this year looked even more wiry, athletic, experienced, well equipped than usual. As it turned out there was a good reason for this as this year the race was the official UK athletics national ultra running championship, most of the country’s elite ultra runners were here hoping for a top ten placing and selection for the national team. Suitably humbled by the company we were in me and Scott got through registration and headed back to our digs to carb up on pasta and a couple of beers, secure in the knowledge that we wouldn’t see much of the elite guys except at the start line.

The morning of the race we fuelled up on porridge – Saqwindar took a proof of life photo in case she needed to claim on Scott’s life insurance and we made our way to the race safety briefing. Mark Laithwaite (the race director) gave a mostly fun but occasionally stern briefing with the main message being “this is a hard race and the weather forecast is for temperatures in the high twenties with high humidity and no breeze, if you haven’t made a plan B yet you have short time to make one, today is not a day for records. You all signed up for this because you wanted a challenge so when the heat gets to you and you are thinking of giving up, remember this is what you signed up for!”. Briefing over we were bussed out to the start – there was about an hour to wait before the 11:30 start time during which we could feel the temperature steadily building and go to the loo three times (for non runners – this sounds a bit weird but is an essential pre-race activity and leads to some very long queues in front of the porta loos).

Saqwindar's proof of life photo

At 11:25 we were summoned into the starting pen, there was music coming from the PA system. There were a few minutes to think about everything that had happened in the year since I was last here on top of the injuries there had been some big highs (new job) and some big lows (a breakup with my now ex-girlfriend and other difficulties that I just don't want to post about here) – I always get a bit emotional before races start and this was no exception. Then there was a ten second countdown and we were off!

Leg 1 – Dalemain to Howtown (distance 11.7km [7.4miles] – Ascent 294m [965 feet]) – temperature 25°C, humidity – 61%

and they're off!

The race starts with a lap of the Dalemain estate, mostly undulating on good tracks – running felt comfortable but with two litres of water my pack felt heavy, the heat was high but not awful though I could feel the humidity and was sweating heavily straight away. With the first 4 mile loop out of the way the track heads to Pooley Bridge and the runners start to spread out. I got chatting with a chap I met at The Steyning Stinger earlier in the year, I would keep bumping into him for the rest of the race. We jogged through Pooley Bridge and there were lots of cheers from supporters. Once through the track heads uphill for about a kilometre before hugging the contours along Ullswater. On this section I was passed by Gemma Carter wearing a particularly fetching bikini top/boy shorts combo but despite my best efforts I just couldn’t keep up! – the track then headed downhill for a bit until we hit CP1 Howtown – five minutes to grab a couple of bits of flapjack, re-fill the water bladder in my pack and add hydration tablets (I’d drunk 2 litres already), and dib in to register I’d got there.


Leg 2 – Howtown to Mardale Head  (distance 15.2km [9.4miles] – Ascent 765m [2510 feet]) – temperature 30°C, humidity 55%

Out of the Howtown checkpoint the track runs up a steep south facing valley, the heat was really starting to build by this point, there was no shade and no breeze. All along the way runners were stopping to either soak hats in streams to try and cool down, or in many cases just shoving their heads in. At the end of the valley the path gets even steeper and running is impossible – the heat was horrendous and walking was hard enough. I just had to focus on keeping the feet moving and not stopping, after what seemed like an eternity I reached the summit at High Cop and could see the track dropping down to Haweswater. As the track levelled out I could start to jog again……… then run…….. and then I was flying down the hill J. The path eventually drops down to the lakeside and levels off – the heat had built up again (we later found out it had hit 30 degrees at this point) and it became an exercise in heat management, I could only run for a few minutes at a time then had to walk and cool down for a bit, then run again. This kept up all along the lakeside until at the south end I saw the sign below that showed I was arriving at CP2.

The checkpoint was well stocked with flat coke (this is nectar of the gods when you’re running!) and more flapjack. I took 5 minutes to cool off in the shade, re-filled my empty water carrier and headed off again.

coming up the valley from CP1
 
 

Leg 3 – Maredale Head – Kentmere (distance 10.4km [6.5miles] – Ascent 511m [1677 feet]) – temperature 26°, humidity 51%

The track out of Maredale heads straight up Gatesgarth Pass – this is another very steep section and I had a chance to think about my pace. I’d made better time than I was expecting and it looked like I would make 15hours comfortably so long as I kept the pace up. After the top of Gatesgarth there is a long downhill section, a bit steep in places and very stony so you definitely don’t want to fall here but it is runnable – the problem was that my shoulder and back were starting to ache. This is one of the problems with having to run with so much water, on the downhill sections your pack gets bounced around and you get shaken to bits. As the track continued the pain got worse and I had to stop and walk a couple of times, even when the track levelled off I was in pain – I readjusted the straps and that did improve things but it still wasn’t comfortable and my progress slowed as I headed in to Kentmere. The heat had reduced a little but the humidity was still high and this was continuing to sap energy levels.

The Kentmere CP is an important point on the 50 mile course as you’re past halfway when you get here and it's a big morale boost – I’d got here in 6 hours, again way sooner than I’d expected but there was still a long way to go and I was well and truly knackered. I fuelled up on flat coke and pasta (many people have described ultra races as merely eating competitions) and re-filled the water carrier yet again. An attempt at using the loos here yielded no results – sorry if this is too much information but running these distances puts your digestive system under quite a lot of strain with all the shaking about and no-one wants to have to do a Paula Radcliffe in public if it can be avoided.


Leg 4 – Kentmere to Ambleside (distance 11.8km [7.3miles] – Ascent 491m [1611 feet]) – temperature 22°C, humidity 65%

Coming out of the CP I started running/walking with a chap I’d met on the Hardmoors 55 a couple of years ago. We got chatting about that race and the freezing temperatures/headwinds/blizzards we’d had to run through, we both agreed that we’d rather have freezing weather than the heat we were having today. We were also both experiencing difficulties taking in calories and suffering after effects from the last CP. My companion couldn’t stop belching (too much flat coke drunk too fast) and I couldn’t stop farting, he thought this was unfair as whilst I was gaining a small amount of forward thrust from this he was experiencing the opposite, none of this seemed to impress the couple of middle aged hikers we came across who seemed horrified by the noises we were making. We made our noisy way up the Garburn pass together and then parted company at the top, the track down to Troutbeck is a good section so I wanted to make as quick progress as I could. The ache in my back and shoulder had now become a sharp pain that was getting harder and harder to ignore but I knew I had to make the most of the good sections and could let this recover one the slower uphill parts. I got an unexpected boost when I saw Mark Willet at Troutbeck and that gave me some added impetus to push on into Ambleside. The town was packed as I ran through and got loads of cheers from folk in pub gardens along the main road – couldn’t resist hamming it up a bit and doing a Rocky running pose as I went through which seemed to go down well – lots of the people I passed were shouting encouragement, by this point in the race it really does give you a lift.

Gave myself 5 minutes to stop at the Ambleside CP, enough time for more coke and to grab a sandwich – which for reasons I can’t properly explain I waved at the cameraman waiting outside the CP – I think my head was starting to go by this point.


Leg 5 – Ambleside to Chapel Stile (distance 9.0km [5.6miles] – Ascent 234m [768 feet]) – temperature 20°C - raining

There was another chance to walk for a bit over the ridge to Skelwith Bridge before getting on the path up to Langdale. I was struggling more and more with downhill sections due to my back and my legs were gone but then it started to rain and I started to cool off properly for the first time during the race. I decided to walk for a bit more and did a bit of a self diagnostic………

·         Feeling light headed – and sucrose tablets/energy gels weren’t helping

·         Quads knackered

·         Right calf cramping a bit but ok

·         Blisters on centre of both feet

·         Stumbling a little, balance a bit wobbly

·         Back, left shoulder and ribs giving sharp pains

·         Still well hydrated

Not great but not desperate either – started jogging again through Langdale village and into the CP and Chapel Style. For the first time I didn’t need more water!


Leg 6 – Chapel Stile to Tilberthwaite (distance 10.6km [6.5miles] – Ascent 387m [1270 feet])

Leaving the CP I had decided that I wasn’t running anymore – I knew if I held a good walking pace I would make it to the finish well under 14 hours, exceeding my expectations for the race by a good margin. I was sore, tired and I knew I wasn’t thinking straight – it was the time to activate the race directors “plan B”. Another runner passed me and encouraged me to start running again saying “if you pick up your pace you’ll be in before midnight” – pah! I thought, but started running again anyway.

The light was starting to go as I jogged up the Langdale Valley – not dark enough to get the head torch out but seeing the path was getting harder. I really was struggling and more worrying I also started to see things. This happens quite a lot to people doing 100 mile races due to the sleep deprivation but is less common for distances under 50 miles. I suppose it must have had something to do with the heat but suddenly I became convinced that all the sheep I was running past were wearing mortarboards and were really very angry with me. I knew this was all in my head and it wasn’t scary but it was a very odd experience indeed. I just had to try not to look at them – other objects seemed transformed to – a rock turned into a big black dog (Sirius Black from Harry Potter movies). The hallucinations stopped as I got over the pass at the end of the valley and jogged the last bit of flat track into Tilberthwaite.


Final leg – Tilberthwaite – Coniston (distance 5.7km [3.5miles] – Ascent 283m [928 feet]) – temperature 18°C, raining. 

Tilberthwaite is only 3.5 miles from the finish once you’ve got here you know you’ve effectively made it. There is a nasty final sting of a hill as the path climbs nearly a thousand feet in the space of a mile and half but you know this is the last steep bit and that helps.

Yet again I was thinking I would just walk this last bit, even slowing the pace right down I knew I was going to be in in under 13 hours – the target we’d set 6 months ago but then I got onto the final climb and I thought no, balls to that, you might not get another chance to set this sort of time so fucking make the most of it! I threw everything I had left at that final climb. It was dark and there was no one within 400m of me either in front or behind, the rain had come in and with my rubbish head torch I could only see about 3 meters in front of me, I must have looked ridiculous slipping and lurching up the hill but there was no-one there to see me. After a mile or so the path levelled off and I got up to running again – all the aches and pains faded into the background and I got the runners high that we all do this sort of thing for. I remember thinking there is nowhere else I would rather be and nothing else I would rather be doing than pounding along this path right now, and best of all there are no other buggers around to spoil it for me! The hallucinations came back along this section – this time the ground turned into a sort of green mist up to knee height (a bit like a bad dry-ice special effect on a 1970s horror movie), but at least there were no sheep that I could see.  

There’s a steep section coming off the hill down into Coniston that with a clearer head on I might have slowed for but I could almost taste the finish line. I slipped and stumbled my way down the rocky track onto the quarry road and all fatigue forgotten put the hammer down for the final mile into town. There were a few folk about as I went past the pubs and there were a few cheers – then the final left hand turn and as I had planned I made aeroplanes for the last 50 meters. Dibbed in to the final CP and it was over. 


Race HQ - Recovery

Within 10 seconds of crossing the finish line my legs went. Some very nice marshals helped me get into race HQ and I got a massive round of applause when I got in. I was plonked down on a plastic chair while my timing chip was removed and a printout was made of my overall timings – the marshals were a little bit worried about me as so held me there for 20 minutes while I was force fed energy drinks and crisps and Harribo (the later two mixed together!?) – once may colour had returned they let me go and get some proper food. I had a look at my print out and couldn’t believe my eyes – 11 hours 40 minutes and 53 seconds! And a top 100 position! I was absolutely over the moon.

printout of race splits

All finishers are given pasta at race HQ – it can be hard forcing yourself to eat but it’s pretty important to get carbohydrates in your system to help you recover. I had an added difficulty to go with the loss of appetite as my hands were shaking pretty badly – my first spoonful of pasta was inadvertently flung over the woman sat to my right the shakes were so bad but I got the rest down without incident.

It turned out Scott was a little way behind me on the course, he’d had big problems with the heat near the start and had had to slow his pace a lot. (he finished in a very respectable 13 hours and ten minutes) While I was waiting I got chatting to two veteran runners, they asked what my finishing time was and when I told them one replied “you have to do the 100 next year, you’re done with the 50 now”. Bollocks! Was my first thought but I smiled and said I would think about it. It’s a few days later, and I have been thinking about it. The 100 is a big step up and there are other 100 miles races which are a lot easier (so I’m told) but well……….. a week ago I never would have believed I could go under 12 hours (and have so much fun doing it), maybe it is time to step it up again………

the following morning - very pleased with t-shirts and medals
 
 
official post race video........